May 2013
greatwhiteprivilege:
don’t pretend to like me if you don’t
don’t pretend to be my friend if you don’t like me
don’t pretend you miss me if you don’t
don’t
don’t
don’t
1 tag
not-photogenic:
title of my autobiography: sorry
Dumbledore: Welcome back to another year of Hogwarts!
Dumbledore: I actually don't know why your parents still send you here
Dumbledore: There's like a 30% chance you'll die tragically
Dumbledore: And it just goes up every year
Dumbledore: I guess that just means all your parents hate you
Dumbledore: Great let's have some pumpkin juice
Dumbledore: 30 points go to Griffindor for Harry's breathing techniques
iamchandlerbing:
sailingincurrent:
r-omii:
...
2 tags
DO YOU EVER GET SO ATTACHED TO ONE OF YOUR INTERNET FRIENDS THAT WHEN THEY’RE NOT ONLINE OR THEY’RE ONLINE AND THEY’RE NOT REALLY TALKING TO YOU YOU CAN FEEL YOUR INSIDES WHINING LIKE A SMALL KITTEN
AND YOU LIKE WANT TO TALK TO THEM BUT YOU’RE AFRAID YOU’RE ANNOYING THEM TO DEATH EVEN THOUGH THEY CONSTANTLY TELL YOU THAT YOU DON’T ANNOY THEM
AND YOU JUST WANT TO BE NEXT TO THEM AND LOVE ON...
9 tags
teppelin:
have you ever had a game you wanted to replay but then there’s just one part that you fcking HATE and it’s just not worth it
captorquest:
inkwelldried:
captorquest:
any negative thing that can happen about yahoo buying tumblr is worth the “david karp daddy” jokes stopping
how sure are you about that
vomits on everything
whatsanialler:
how am i supposed to get a boyfriend i cant even get anons
People are like refrigerators.
ayaisamazing:
It doesn’t matter if you’re pretty
or plain,
tall
or short,
or have things all over your face,
because what truly matters is
what’s inside you.
annabellioncourt:
myreasonstofangirl:
struttinglikeapotter:
hermionejg:
fishingboatproceeds:
Sometimes I feel like tumblr doesn’t even care about sports.
99.9% of tumblr:
except quidditch
I’ve reblogged this 5 times and just realized it was John green
Reblogging also because of the fact that quidditch is all we care about
tablespoons:
those albums that you can listen to straight through without skipping any songs
the-laughing-cactus:
jaclcfrost:
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
13 tags
melodyquill:
the-strider-strudel:
dreamofserenity626:
nooby-banana:
you can walk diagonally in pokemon x and y
YOU
CAN
WALK
DIAGONALLY
DIAGONALLY
DIAGONALLY
DIAGONALLY
DIAGONALLY
D
I
A
G
O
N
A
L
L
...
unknownbearing:
RED, THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN
TEA, A DRINK WITH JAM AND BREAD
10 tags
so i wanted to start a revolution
sorry-so-sorry:
so obviously i went on omegle looking for potential revolutionaries
ok let me try again
what
that’s not exactly what i was looking for but
…
um
dang i thought i was getting somewhere
yES I HAVE FOUND SOMEONE TO JOIN IN MY CRUSADE
zarry:
people who act like theyre too good for mainstream pop
suojure:
malijuanastyles:
i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop...
toothiaana:
when your otp is about to kiss
and then they pull away at the last second
